{"id":201,"date":"2004-03-16T16:44:51","date_gmt":"2004-03-16T15:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=201"},"modified":"2004-03-16T16:44:51","modified_gmt":"2004-03-16T15:44:51","slug":"a-propos-saisissant-aka-lautoderision-est-un-sport-de-combat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/16\/a-propos-saisissant-aka-lautoderision-est-un-sport-de-combat\/","title":{"rendered":"? propos saisissant. (aka : l’autod?rision est un sport de combat)"},"content":{"rendered":"

PAF !
\n– oh !!! Mobylette !
\n– Mobylette qui flambe !!
\n– que faire ? que faire ?
\n– l’enrouler dans une couverture !?
\n– j’ai un mouchoir – en papier – ?a ira ?
\n– et Soiffarde qui a bu le contenu de notre seul extincteur !
\n– elle ne va pas exploser ?
\n– on pourrait la jeter par terre…
\n– oui, on pourrait…
\n– doucement…
\n– qu’?-t-il pu se passer ?
\n– court-circuit ?
\n– rien ? faire !!
\n– …et les pompiers qui ne passent que le mercredi !!
\n
\n(- au moins elle sera cuite avant d’?tre mang?e)<\/em><\/p>\n

in<\/em> Le g?nie des alpages, monter descendre ?a glisse pareil. F’murrr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PAF ! – oh !!! Mobylette ! – Mobylette qui flambe !! – que faire ? que faire ? – l’enrouler dans une couverture !? – j’ai un mouchoir – en papier – ?a ira ? – et Soiffarde qui a bu le contenu de notre seul extincteur ! – elle ne va pas exploser […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unfinished-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}