{"id":359,"date":"2004-06-07T21:41:17","date_gmt":"2004-06-07T20:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=359"},"modified":"2004-06-07T21:41:17","modified_gmt":"2004-06-07T20:41:17","slug":"just-another-exciting-day-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/07\/just-another-exciting-day-on-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"just another exciting day on earth…"},"content":{"rendered":"

en cas de barre de m?tal br?lant qui vous perce les deux yeux, se cogne ? l’arri?re de votre cr?ne et rebondit sur votre front en mena?ant de l’exploser ? chaque coup d?s le matin :
\n– ne paniquez pas.
\n– attachez votre ceinture de s?curit?
\n– faites le noir et restez couch?s pour essayer de s’accommoder des turbulences.
\n– ?vitez toute d?cision et tout coup de fil.
\n– ne pensez surtout pas aux 2000 images qui attendent que vous jetiez un oeil dessus.
\n– d’ailleurs, si ?a dure toute la journ?e, jetez vos yeux par la fen?tre et shootez vous au nurofen jusqu’? altitude de croisi?re.
\n– ne mettez aucun objet dans l’all?e centrale qui m?ne aux toilettes.<\/p>\n

– enjoy the ride. :|<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

en cas de barre de m?tal br?lant qui vous perce les deux yeux, se cogne ? l’arri?re de votre cr?ne et rebondit sur votre front en mena?ant de l’exploser ? chaque coup d?s le matin : – ne paniquez pas. – attachez votre ceinture de s?curit? – faites le noir et restez couch?s pour essayer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unfinished-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}