{"id":652,"date":"2005-11-05T15:55:12","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T14:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/?p=652"},"modified":"2005-11-05T15:55:12","modified_gmt":"2005-11-05T14:55:12","slug":"me-myself-and-i-rowing-in-a-boat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/05\/me-myself-and-i-rowing-in-a-boat\/","title":{"rendered":"Me, Myself and I rowing in a boat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>middle of the day, middle of nowhere : <\/p>\n<p>me : guys, anyone knows where we&rsquo;re headed ?<br \/>\nmyself : huh, no. i thought you knew.<br \/>\nI : i didn&rsquo;t think anything.<br \/>\nme : but who&rsquo;s got the compass ??<br \/>\nmyself : don&rsquo;t know&#8230;<br \/>\nI : don&rsquo;t know either, i thought you had it.<br \/>\nmyself : you were supposed to give us directions !<br \/>\nme : no, you were !<br \/>\nmyself : no, you !<br \/>\nme : no, you !<br \/>\nI : hey, it&rsquo;s okay, let&rsquo;s make a picture.<br \/>\nme &#038; myself : shut up !!<\/p>\n<p>me : alright where&rsquo;s the map ?<br \/>\nmyself : i thought you had it.<br \/>\nme : i thought it was you who had it.<br \/>\nmyself : i never had any map.<br \/>\nme : oh great ! but still, you definitely were supposed to know where we&rsquo;re going.<br \/>\nmyself : no it was you !<br \/>\nme : no, you !<br \/>\nmyself : no, you !<br \/>\nme : no, you !<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8230;<br \/>\nI : well, let&rsquo;s keep rowing.<br \/>\nme &#038; myself : yeah, riiiiiight&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>middle of the day, middle of nowhere : me : guys, anyone knows where we&rsquo;re headed ? myself : huh, no. i thought you knew. I : i didn&rsquo;t think anything. me : but who&rsquo;s got the compass ?? myself : don&rsquo;t know&#8230; I : don&rsquo;t know either, i thought you had it. myself : [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-unfinished-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julietterobert.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}